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  1. says:

    Peasant 1 Did you hear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead Peasant 2 Really dead Peasant 1 Really dead.Peasant 2 Really Peasant 1 Really, really.Peasant 2 Really, really, really Peasant 1 Really, really, really.Peasant 2 Really, really, really, really Peasant 1 Would you stop that They re dead as dead can be which is actually pretty dead.Peasant 2 Pretty dead indeed.Peasant 1 But they re not the pretty dead.Peasant 2 Few are pretty when dead.Peasant 1 To be sure.Peasant 2 Was it murder Peasant 1 Oh yes, t was a murder of a show All the crowd demanded their money back indeed.Peasant 2 And who could have done the dirty deed Peasant 1 Stop that, we re no minstrels to be finishing each others rhymes.Peasant 2 Or cleaning up the other s crimes.Peasant 1 I ve half a mind to let you join Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, can t you see our audience is growing tired of such absurdity Though absurdity may be our part the peasants together absurdity for a laugh quickly loses all sense of art.Peasant 1 As I heard it, I believe that Hamlet may be to blame for the deaths of those two men I heard that he replaced a letter with instructions to kill him with one bearing instructions for their death.Peasant 2 Quite the rumour Where did this original letter come from I wonder Peasant 1 Oh, that s quite easy to tell It came from Claudius, Hamlet s dear uncle.Peasant 2 So was said letter of which we have not seenPeasant 1 Much as we have not seen Rosencrantz or GuildensternPeasant 2 therefore a letter to put master Hamlet out of his funky misery Enter Dr John Watson and Sherlock Holmes John Watson I say, Sherlock, we don t even belong in this type of fiction.Sherlock Holmes My dear Watson, you forget that this is now a murder mystery And murder is quite within our realm of expertise.Both Peasants turn to the audience Aside from committing them we hope.Watson Then, I presume you have come to a decision about this case by now Holmes Holmes Indubitably, my good fellow The solution is rather obvious.Watson So it was Hamlet after all, his hands are certainly most guilty.Holmes Why of course not Watson Don t be ridiculous It was not Hamlet after all who initiated the beginnings of this murder.Watson Claudius then, it was his letter that sent two men to their dooms.Holmes Ah, Watson, you see but you do not observe.Watson Surely, you do not mean to insist that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are responsible for the deaths themselves Holmes Try to keep up Watson, I said murder, and I meant murder This is no suicide case, it is a murder following an attempted regicide, most foul.Watson Why then, Holmes, whatever the dickens could be the solution Holmes There is clearly nothing elusive to you Watson than an obvious fact We are looking at a murder committed centuries ago, murder that continues to haunt the here and now In several different worlds at this time, several versions of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are being murdered all over again The true criminal the one which remains as truth is clearly the old bard himself Mr William Shakespeare We re tragedians you see We follow directions there is no choice involved The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily That is what tragedy means The remainder of this review has been moved to my website If you would care to read it, then please click the following link FULL REVIEW OF ROZENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD


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    I first read this play either at school or at university at any event, so long ago that I can no longer remember when and it made me a fan of Tom Stoppard s work Since that time I ve seen productions of a number of his plays, including Arcadia one of all time favourite pieces of theatre , Travesties and Rock n Roll However, until last night I d not seen a production of this play, which kickstarted Stoppard s career as a playwright when it was staged at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 1966 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is described as an absurdist, existentialist tragi comedy It focuses on two minor characters from Hamlet who wait in the wings as Shakespeare s tragedy is played out around them, confused and confounded by what is happening, uncertain of their identities, unable to rely on their memories While Stoppard has Ros and Gil or is it Gil and Ros engage in deep discussions about the meaning of life and death, the conflict between art and reality and the randomness of fate, they completely miss the signficance to their own situation of the philosophical concepts involved in their discussions They have no existence independent of each other and no existence outside Hamlet and no understanding of what that means.Two aspects of the play really stand out for me One is its metatheatricality The whole play is a piece of metatheatre given that the the central characters are characters in Hamlet and the action takes place within and around a performance of Hamlet However, there are also conscious echoes of Samuel Beckett s Waiting for Godot, discussions by the characters of theatrical performance and theory, repeated role playing by Ros and Gil, and than one variation of Hamlet s play within a play The effect is a complex and layered exposition of theatrical artifice.The other aspect of the play that I particularly love is the language Stoppard s wordplay is dazzlingly witty and inventive, while demonstrating how language can be used to confound and obfuscate reality and truth The Sydney Theatre Company production of the play I saw last night was brilliant, with wonderful performances, sensational set and costumes and great direction I laughed until I cried That has to indicate a great night at the theatre.


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    First performed in 1966, Stoppard s short metatheatrical tragicomedy takes place on the margins of Shakespeare s most famous work the story tracks the titular pair of friends as circumstances beyond their control land them in increasingly absurd scenarios, until their sudden and inexplicable deaths terminate the action of the play Interruption and repetition characterize the dialogue, while confusion rules the scenes The narrative s evasiveness makes for a disorienting but stimulating viewing experience, even as it impedes the play s ability to leave a lasting or forceful impact upon the audience.


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    ROSENCRANTZ Here we go again.GUILDENSTERN But I thought we were ROSENCRANTZ Were what GUILDENSTERN Well, dead.ROSENCRANTZ No such luck.GUILDENSTERN Are you positive This doesn t look much like Elsinore.ROSENCRANTZ Of course it doesn t We re in a different play.GUILDENSTERN What play Enter DONALD TRUMP and HOPE HICKS TRUMP Jesus Christ, how could you say that Little white lies Are you completely stupid HICKS weeping I couldn t, they were so, I didn t know what to TRUMP You re fired HICKS Oh, please, please Mr Trump, I promise I ll TRUMP You heard me They exit HICKS s sobs diminish in the distance GUILDENSTERN What play Are we the stars this time ROSENCRANTZ peering upward I can see the title.GUILDENSTERN So are we the stars ROSENCRANTZ It says Kim Jong III part 2.GUILDENSTERN We re not the stars then.ROSENCRANTZ Fraid not.GUILDENSTERN I never really believed we were A pause GUILDENSTERN What kind of play is it ROSENCRANTZ peering upward again A nuc GUILDENSTERN What ROSENCRANTZ A nuclear tragedy.GUILDENSTERN What does that mean ROSENCRANTZ Will the world end tomorrow It s a coin toss GUILDENSTERN I still don t get it.ROSENCRANTZ I think I m starting to understand.GUILDENSTERN I m not.ROSENCRANTZ Taking out a coin You call.GUILDENSTERN Tails.ROSENCRANTZ Heads Shall we do it again GUILDENSTERN nods, ROSENCRANTZ flips the coin GUILDENSTERN Tails.ROSENCRANTZ Heads A third time GUILDENSTERN Tails ROSENCRANTZ flips the coin and looks at it with a despairing expression ROSENCRANTZ Heads.GUILDENSTERN Pointing at the sky What s that I think it s getting closer.ROSENCRANTZ Uh oh.CURTAIN


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    Brilliant It s fitting to choose the British designation for how wonderful I think this play is, I believe This play manages to be absolutely stand on its own hilarious, as well as a thoughtful meditation on many issues at the same time It pushes neither on the viewer reader on its own, nor predominantly The satire is executed near flawlessly, and the comedic sensitivity even in the saddest moments of the farce could not be on target I very much usually wish to have some criticism to make, even of the classics that I review, but after having read this about five times, I still have none It makes its points, delivers them well, and involves every audience I have seen when attending a production of it The only point I would make here is that if you can have some familiarity with Hamlet, I would imagine the play becomes much funny I saw it after knowing Hamlet quite well, so I haven t had the opposite experience However, this is what I am told, and given the context of the play, I don t doubt it.


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    I watched this movie years ago and thought it was hilarious so I thought I d check out the play that inspired the film It s the ramblings of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern while Hamlet goes unnoticed, or at least misunderstood, by them in the background In far over their heads, both in thematic prose and plot progression, what makes this play so hilarious is the irony One of the few times irony can truly be claimed the reader is aware of a humor lost on the characters when we have the foreknowledge of the well known fate of Rosen Guild My favorite part is the detached and indifferent discussion of death between Rosen Guild when they think it s Hamlet forthcoming end but we the readers all know that it is their deaths they are tumbling towards unknowingly Their part insightful, part idiotic discussions on chance, fate, death, friends, and word play is amusing One of my favorite lines A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself is humorous because it is spoken by a seemingly nonsensical insane Guildenstern trying to appear intelligent about a Hamlet who is stark raving sane trying to appear unintelligent The humor of self evaluation in talking nonsense not to himself is lost on Guild I loved the questions game they played where they weren t allowed to make a statement, only ask questions and the rhetoric it produced The incorrect assumptions they take on the mundane, taking nothing for given, even previously established facts was amusing as well Such as The old man thinks he s in love with his daughter received questions such as He s in love with his daughter and The old man is going back and forth until Hamlet in love with the old man s daughter, the old man thinks sets them straight While their conversation is often idiotic, it is sometimes insightful, and amusing in both instances But while very witty, it was a little bit hard to follow at times, particularly the stage directions It made me want to pull out Hamlet and reference the correlating scenes It may be useful to have read Hamlet recently I forgot what a great play that is With the quick conversation and the double plays, I think the movie is a better forum for this and I m putting this movie on my queue for a rewatch and it was excellent once again But what an original idea Very funny Give it a read or better yet go watch the movie.A few of the quotes that struck me We re actors We re the opposite of people.A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself Or just as mad.Stark raving sane Shouldn t we be doing something constructive What did you have in mind A short, blunt human pyramid A Chinaman of the T ang Dynasty and, by which definition, a philosopher dreamed he was a butterfly, and from that moment he was never quite sure that he was not a butterfly dreaming it was a Chinese philosopher Envy him in his two fold security.Everything has to be taken on trust truth is only that which is taken to be true It s the currency of living There may be nothing behind it, but it doesn t make any difference so long as it is honoured One acts on assumptions What do you assume In reponse to I don t believe in England Just a conspiracy of cartographers We re still finding our feet I should concentrate on not losing your head Life in a box is better than no life at all, I expect You d have a chance, at least You could lie there thinking, Well, at least I m not dead.We move idly toward eternity without possibility of reprieve or hope of explanation.If you re not even happy, what s so good about surviving Death is notnot Death isn t You take my meaning Death is the ultimate negative Not being.


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    Each of us is the star of our own life You may be a bit part in someone else s narrative, but in your own mind, yours is the story that matters Or you may struggle to find meaning in your own life, like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in this play by Tom Stoppard.Last night I attended a live broadcast of the National Theatre production, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Josh McGuire The set was very simple and the dialog was copious and delivered rapidly I couldn t help but admire how well they knew their parts.There was definitely a Waiting for Godot vibe to the production, as R G wait for some kind of sign or direction as to what they are supposed to be doing.A knowledge of Shakespeare s Hamlet isn t necessary to appreciate this play, but I think it enhances the viewer s appreciation.Recommended.


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    An absurdest play with two idiot main characters and one of the most profound quotes of all time We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.


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    Karmic retribution for false friendsHamlet Thou hast killed me in thine heartand now in my true heart let thy execution take place to false friendship a dungeon that neither you nor I shall be condemned tolet thy execution be my final act of friendship So sorry Bill


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    Description Hamlet told from the worm s eye view of two minor characters, bewildered Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Echoes of Waiting for Godot resound, reality and illusion mix, and where fate leads heroes to a tragic but inevitable end.A revisit via youtube is handy but in this case I crave the DVD to play on the eight foot screen HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS HEADS etc etc.


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